扎心了毒汤日历，每天一杯毒鸡汤，让你天天扎心又爆笑

<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.66796875" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgrt7MVdbqhHLDBvRRamwpKdE93PNIQgxIt3QE6fVRjJwwdicGqwDl4yg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1280" style="width: 677px !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/44d0920d51f06854.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片" data-fail="0"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">有些人的底气来自实力，</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">有些人的底气来自无知。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">才华撑不起梦想，</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">钱包买不起欲望。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">感觉什么都来得及，</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">又感觉什么都来不及。</span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.3333333333333333" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgdicMpVNHsEOuCcjOBoxO5B3XBkFCh8bweIPyksicvdXt6X8GkEwzd33A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="714" style="width: 677px !important; height: 227px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/7522a299fd898d87.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">毒汤日历是个十分不正经的日历应用，十分有趣，十分幽默，它每天都会准时喂你扎心语录，用毒鸡汤唤醒你，妥妥的扎心段子手。</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">喝下了这碗毒鸡汤，昨天的烦恼全都烟消云散；喝足了毒鸡汤，分享出去霍霍别人吧。</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgdVz0WuOaljt8JMyRsibc8amz8LB5iaiah3MwomcDEibWMVG4H5iaiaNt5GSw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="text-align: center; white-space: normal; width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/ce099a9e5c7af6e8.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></span></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgAoNiaW2y7LveamkHeicbiaH74RRnpIZhzGvAibrOuaZ7icicuFke19CZrGqQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="white-space: normal; width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/4e57a162a3689caa.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgkyPFCnwSKSicoqsVsUDjpCHzH0omhMzb61Jh2FPyWZrxAWaPuxhqq2A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="white-space: normal; width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/a62286a8cd5a4dea.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">你也有毒鸡汤？赶快制作自己的毒鸡汤吧，让别人扎心就更好了。每条毒汤都可以点扎心、发毒评，或者转发给别人，让别人也扎扎心。</span></p><p><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgo1GXWAWIYg2dg98fgdenEV9ulGslgcYzQcicSNU6b6zpjicgOliaL49Cg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/4816d2107204cf85.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">都说幽默的核心是悲剧，毒汤日历也是，句句扎心的段子，点出了生活的现实，让你无奈，让你爆笑，也让你以更加强大的心态，积极的态度去面对生活，成为一个更能抗压的人。在这个小社区中，你可能收获到满满的正能量。</span></p><section><section><blockquote class="" data-type="2" data-url="" data-author-name="" data-content-utf8-length="226" data-source-title=""><section class=""><section><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 18px;">官方【最新用法】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">* 你每天能坚持的，也就是玩手机了。“毒”打卡，记录扎心每一天。单身，吃土，丧...就是你的小日常。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">* 在月历上选择以后的日期，设置一个小目标，立一个Flag，说不定就打脸了呢？</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用法一】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">打开App或者等待每天推送，干了这碗心灵“毒”鸡汤，然后笑出猪叫。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用法二】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">作为一本有格调的日历、万年历，包含农历和放假安排。人生的目标，就是在等下一次放假。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用法三】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">当作一个备忘录、记事本、倒数日工具，记下生活的感悟，回头看看，原来自己可以这么傻X。</span></p></section></section></blockquote></section><section><section><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="2.2222222222222223" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgShNpJE2Ipn8wAmxicdjofiaJibFvQAKbs1SuRLGXBicMbqiactHMx8zqVmg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="width: 677px !important; height: 1502px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/e1c8b47f8ae03ba1.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></p></section><blockquote class="" data-type="2" data-url="" data-author-name="" data-content-utf8-length="126" data-source-title=""><section class=""><section><section><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【用量】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">一天一到两次，每次不到一分钟，坚持365天。</span></p></section><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【功效】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">清醒：提神醒脑，抗疲劳。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">乐观：天天对着手机傻笑。</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">抗压：生活虐你千百遍，你对生活如初恋。抗压能力up!</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">怼人：怼起人来毒毒毒。怼人能力up!</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">【副作用】</span></p><p dir="ltr" data-test-bidi=""><span style="font-size: 16px;">请勿过量使用，否则可能会变成一个快乐的神经病。</span></p></section></section></blockquote></section><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img img_loading" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="2.1055555555555556" data-s="300,640" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/eBFA3EeibSuUTsnp7erMqTMricCcLH8QDgPF0pdaxXuZCZ1CGcXbnFIsicvaib1DCpPRLVlDka9NP2jK4MvBGkl3Yw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="width: 677px !important; height: 1423.25px !important;" _width="677px" src="https://img.haomeiwen.com/i144717/3c7c7b5b5fa4034e.png" crossorigin="anonymous" alt="图片"></p><p>沙雕的毒汤日历：</p></section><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">1、简洁明了的页面设计</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">2、一本不明觉厉的日历</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">3、本产品有“毒”，请谨慎使用</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;">每天一杯毒鸡汤，扎心打卡。</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 16px;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif;">每天一句毒鸡汤，提神又醒脑！</span></p><p style="white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 16px;">每天一杯毒鸡汤，减压神器。</span></p><p><span style="font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, 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