So,dad,guess what tomorrow is.-Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday.-No.Well,it...might be.-It is.
爸爸，你猜明天是什么日子。-马丁路德金诞辰。-不是，好吧，也许是。-就是
Fine.But also,tomorrow is your one-year anniversary back in our lives.I'm gonna make you flying-saucer-shaped pancakes.
好吧。但是，明天也是你回归我们生活的一周内纪念日。我要给你做飞碟型煎饼。
Oh,t-t-there's no need to do that,Beth.Regular pancakes are fine.
哦，没这个必要。Beth，正常煎饼就行了。
Oh,my God!Oh,what is happening?
哦，上帝。这是怎么回事
Happy anniversary,dad.Oh,I get it.Regular pancake are already shaped like flying saucers.Mmm,I-I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me.
You should be making us a whole reataurant.
Nonsense.We shouldn't be happier to have you around.I just wish I got to see more of you.
Rick Sanchez of Earth dimension c-137,you are under arrest for crimes against alternate Ricks by the authority of the Trans-Demensional Council of Ricks.
你因对平行空间的其他瑞克犯下的罪行而被跨维度瑞克委员会批准逮捕。
-Hey!What the heck?!-Neutralize the Jerry.
冻住Jerry。
Everybody,relax.If I konw these a-holes,and I am these a-holes,they just want to haul me to their stupid clubhouse,and waste my time with a bunch of questions.Let's get it over with.
我认识这些混蛋，我就是这些混蛋。他们只想把我拽到他们那傻逼俱乐部。问几个浪费时间的问题。咱们快把这件事儿结了吧
Bring his Morty.-Oh,man.-Leave my Morty out of this.You lost the right to have a say in these things when you refused to j-join the Council.
你在拒绝加入委员会的时候就已经失去了说这话的权利。
W-w-w-what about Jeery?-Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?
-...give you anything!I have a rare antique-coin collection!Just don't hurt me!Okay,maybe not antique,but it was a limited minting.They have little R2-D2s instead of George Washington.
我收藏了很多珍稀古董钱币，拜托别伤害我。好吧，可能不是古董，但也是限量版铸币呢。上面印的小R2-D2（星球大战系列中出现的机器人角色）取代了乔治华盛顿。
-Our son's been abducted!-You hate me for buying those coins!
Gees,Rick,w-what is this place?The citadel of Ricks.It's the secret headquarters for the Council of Ricks.
瑞克们的大本营。这是瑞克委员会的秘密总部。
As you know,Morty,I've got a lot of enemies in the universe that consider my genius a threat,galactic terrorists,a few sub-galactic dictators,most of the entire intergalactic government.
你知道的，莫蒂，我在宇宙中树敌无数，他们视我的天才为威胁，包括星系恐怖分子，下星系独裁者和多数跨星系政府。
W-w-wherever you find people with heads up their asses,someone wants a piece of your grandpa,and a lot of versions of me on different timelines had the same problem,so a few thousand versions of me had the ingenious idea of banding together,like a herd of cattle or a school of fish,or those people who answer questions on Yahoo! answers.
只有是有蠢驴的地方，就有人看我不爽。而且不同平行宇宙里不同版本的我都是这样。所以有几千个我傻逼一样地想凑在一起，像牛群鱼群，或者在雅虎知道上回答问题的人一样。
Hey?What do you know?It's a cowboy version of me.
Gees,you're easy to impress.
你真是没见过世面。
Yeah,most timelines have a Rick,and most Rick have a Morty.This place is a real who's of who's you and me.-Turn your boring,old Morty into a f...hot fashion statement with some Morty dazzlers.
没错，大多数时间线都有个瑞克，而大多数瑞克都有个莫蒂。这地方就是个你和我的名人录。快用莫蒂闪耀胸章把你无聊的旧莫蒂变成热辣的时尚宣言吧。
Excuse me ,sir,is your Morty insured?-You know,every year,hundreds of Mortys are injured...-Back off!
你为你的莫蒂投保了吗？要知道，每年都有成百上千的莫蒂受伤-滚
Not my cup of tea,this place.I say the point of being a Rick is being A Rick.
我不喜欢这地方。我认为作为一个瑞克而存在，重点就是作为“一个”瑞克。
Save your anti-Rick speech for the Council of Ricks,terror-Rick.
把你的反瑞克言论留给瑞克委员会听把，恐怖瑞克分子。
Hey,save your Rick rules for the sheep-Ricks,Rick-pig.
嘿，把你的瑞克规则留给瑞克小绵羊吧，蠢猪瑞克。
Bring up the holograms.27 Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines,an unprecedengted Rick-icidal epedemic.What say you,Earth Rick c-137 ?
把全息图呈上来。空前猖獗的对瑞克的屠杀。你还有什么可说的，地球c-137的瑞克。
You think I did this?Why am I the first Rick you pull in every time a Rick stubs his toe?
为什么每次有瑞克踢到了脚趾总是我先被抓来？
You have a history of non-cooperation with the Council.Yeah,so does the scientist formerly know as Rick.W-w-w-why isn't he here in handcuffs?
你有不合委员会合作的前科。没错，那个以前被称作瑞克的科学家不也是吗？为什么他没被抓过来铐住？
Because he's dead,too!Who else would you have us question?You fit the profile.
因为他也都死了。你还想让我们审问谁，你最符合凶手的特征。
Of all the Ricks in the central finite curve,you're the malcontent,the rogue.
在所有中央有限曲线上的瑞克中，你是反抗者，离群者。
I'm the Rick,and so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance.
我只是瑞克，在组成这个愚蠢的联盟以前，你们也是。
You wanted to be safe from the government,so you became a stupid government.That makes every Rick here less Rick than me.
你们想免受政府的迫害，于是你们自己变成了愚蠢的政府。所以我比这里的每一个瑞克都更像真正的瑞克。
Yeah,murmur it up,D-bags.Now,if you'll excuse me,I've got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them.They're about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste,and I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it,but I think we all like fluffy disks of cake with syrup on top,and I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's ecidence!
尽情议论把，混蛋们。不好意思，家里还有涂了糖浆的煎饼等着我呢。马上吸收的糖浆就会把煎饼变成恶心的浆糊了。我不想像Andy Rooney（美国电视新闻节目60分钟时事杂志主持人之一）一样，但我认为我们都喜欢一碟松软的糖浆蛋糕。而且我们都希望被指责的时候对方拿出证据。
So,as they say in Canada,peace oot!-Evidence!Good idea.Scan his portal gun!
用加拿大人的话来说，后会有期。证据，好主意，扫描他的传送门枪！
Oh,come on.Don' t look at another man's portal-gun history.We all go to werid places.
Yes,but it appears you alone have been going to the exact timelines and locations in which the murders occurred.
What?!That's Rick-diculous!I'm obvious being set up.
什么，那太不合瑞克理了，我显然是被陷害的。
Earth Rick c-137,the council of Ricks sentences you to the machine of unspeakable doom,which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds,rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp.Also,every 10 seconds,it stabs your balls.
委员会判处你受刑于极苦机械，你的意识和无意识将被互换，使你一切的憧憬都毫无意义，让你所知的一切都无法触及。而且，每过十秒它就会扎一次你的蛋蛋。
I've heard enough.
我不想再听了。
They could have gone into anyone of these.-Son of a...
哪个门都有可能。-混。。。
That'll keep'em busy for a while.
这够他们忙一阵的了
Those guys were wrong right?You would not kill yourself...yourselves.
他们肯定搞错了吧？你不会杀掉你自己的，那你自己
Of course not,Morty.How could that profit me?But someone out there is killing Ricks,and the council ain't gonna stop thinking it's me until we clear our names,by finding the real Rick-killer.
当然不会，莫蒂。这对我有啥好处。但是的确有人在杀瑞克们。在我们洗清罪名之前，委员会不会善罢甘休，得找到真正的瑞克杀手。
I'm scared,Rick.Maybe we should go home and stockpile weapons,like that show "Doomsday Preppers".
我害怕，瑞克。我们是不是该回家准备点武器，就像末日生存者那节目一样。
Not really my style,Morty.Besides,your home is most likely swarming with Ricks by now.
那不是我的风格，莫蒂。而且，家里估计已经全部都是瑞克了。
All right,listen,Jerry.If Ricks calls,this device is gonna trace his location.You just got to keep him on the phone for 30 seconds or longer.
你只需要把时间拖够30秒。
Beth,you're a treasure.I have a Beth just like you in my reality,except you know what?She's not as brilliant or arttractive.
你真贤惠。在我的世界里也有一个像你一样的beth，只不过，她没有你那么美丽动人。
So,listen,the heat's on ,and there's nowhere left to turn,so Morty and I are just gonna fly spaceship into a black hole.Is that cool with you ,dawg?
听着，风声太紧，我们没地方可去。所以莫蒂和我打算把飞船开进黑洞。你能接受得了吧？
Got it!The call's coming from...inside the house.Look at his face!You dummy!Ugh.Can't believe our daughter married you.Too easy!
The Rick are probably gonna waste some time missing with Jerry.They won't be able to help themselves.But as soon as they get bored,they'll be onto us.
这帮瑞克应该会浪费些时间逗Jery玩。他们起不了什么作用。
You know,Rick,when I first saw all those Ricks and Mortys,I thought,"Gee,that kind of devalues our bond"
天哪，我们的关系一下就不那么独特了
But then I realize it just means that our relationship must be pretty special to span over all those different time lines.
但是仔细想想我们的关系一定非常特别才能让我们跨越无数的时空紧紧相连。
Yeah,it's got to be that way.You're a camouflage.
只能是这样，你是一个掩护。
Rick have a very distinctive and traceable brain wave due to our genius.
瑞克的天才使得我们的脑电波非常独特且易追踪
The best way to hide from an enemy's radar is to stand near someone with complementary brain wave that make ours invisible.
躲避敌人雷达最好的办法就是，在一个可以使得脑电波互补的人身边 这样就无法被追踪了
See,when a Rick is with a Morty,the genius waves get canceled out by the,Uh...Morty waves
明白吗，当瑞克和莫蒂在一起时，天才的脑电波就被抵消了，因为你有。。。呃 莫蒂脑电波
Um...because our personalities are so different?--Oh,shit,dawg
是因为我们的性格非常不同吗？--哦 妈的
My portal gun was hacked pemotely,Morty.Obviously by the real killer,to frame me.But I was able to track the signal.Come on.Let's go.
我的传送枪被人远端入侵了。很明显就是真凶，他想陷害我。但我能追踪他的信号。快，我们走。
Excuse me.We've tracked a pair of dangerouse criminals to this exact location.They look exactly like us.so in order to avoid confusion,I'm gonna mark us each with a red "X" right now.That ways ,if someone has a gun and we both tell you to shoot the other one because they're the evil one,you'll know who's lying.
打扰了，我们追踪到一对极度危险的罪犯，就在这里。他们和我们长得一模一样。为了避免混淆，我们用红叉标记自己。这样的话，如果谁有枪，而我们都说杀掉另一个“我”，因为他才是那个坏人。你就知道是谁在说谎了。
Hey,check it out.--Damn it!--Hey,you didn't pay your bill!
黑，看那。--妈的--嗨 你还没给钱呢！
Hey,it's good thing that space outlet had lab coats and your favorite kind of shirt in stock,Huh,Morty?
嘿，还好那家宇宙折扣店，有这款实验室外套。和你最爱的小黄T恤衫，是吧，莫蒂。
Yeah,Rick,I heard you the first time.You don't have to keep saying it over and over.
对，瑞克，你都说了好几遍了，你不用老说这个事儿了。
Man,this place is way off the grid.This guy does not want to be found.
这地方真够偏僻的。这家伙真不想让人发现。
Well,if he's a Rick,doesn't he just to stand by a Morty to hide?I mean,isn't that what Mortys are,Human cloaking devices?
如果这家伙是瑞克，是不是他也需要用莫蒂来隐藏自己。莫蒂不就起这个作用吗？人肉隐身衣
Morty,you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is.
莫蒂，你这反应实在是有点小题大做了
There's a bunch of people strapped all over that building!--Not people,Morty.Mortys.
有好多人被绑起来，盖满了那栋建筑--不是人，是莫蒂们。
Why would somebody do this?It's horrible!
为什么有人会这么干，太残忍了。
Well,one Morty's enough to hide from the bureaucrats,but you get a whole matrix of Mortys and put them in agonizing pain,that creats a pattern that can hide even from other Ricks mother fucker.
想不被官僚体系的走狗发现，一个莫蒂足够了。但你得用一个莫蒂矩阵，并且让他们极度痛苦。才能瞒过其他的瑞克。
I fiddled with a concept like this one.On paper,Morty.On paper.I wouldn't do this.It's barbaric overkill.I mean,you could accomplish the same result with,like,five Mortys and a jumper cable.Witch I also wouldn't do!I'm just saying,it's bad craftmanship.
我以前构想过一个类似的概念。理论上，莫蒂，只是理论上。我是不会做这种事的，这就是粗劣的浪费和滥用。达到相同效果，完全只需要五个莫蒂和一个跨接电缆。这我也不会真做的。我只是想表示，他这技术太烂了。
Coffee time!--That's what I like to hear!
咖啡时间。--就等这个呢
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