Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, just announced his divorce on Twitter.
Everything seems incredibly great for the ex couple, right? Let's dig out Bezos's clever language skills embeded in such a wonderful announcement.
a development in our lives
divorce
a long period of loving exploration
dating & marriage
a long period of trial separation
complicated divorce
continue our shared lives as friends
different lives as exes
feel... incredibly lucky...and deeply grateful...
mistakes and mistakes
... we would do it all again
Let's marry for divorce!
we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects
Don't want to lose assets, so let's be business partners!
as individuals persuing ventures and adventures
none of my business any more, and have fun!
we remain a family
an ex family
we remain cherished friends
friends with benefits
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