# Steve Harvey 让他停学
A: Hi, Mr Harvey!
B: Hi, darling, what’s your question?
A: There’s this boy in my school and he’s just admitted he has a crush on me, but I know my best friend has a really big crush on him. What should I do?
B: Report him to the principal and get him suspended.
A: I don’t know if I can do that.
B: Yes, you can. Go down there, and he’s harassing you and that little girl, and you get that boy suspended from that school.
A: I’ll do that.
B: But stay away from him. Don’t have a crush on him. Don’t let him have a crush on you. This leads to nothing. He’s not working; he ain’t got a job. He has no future plans. He doesn’t even have his own toys.
A: Good to know.
B: Yeah, he can’t provide for you anything. Have you told your dad about him?
A: No.
B: Tell your dad about him. That’ll put a stop to it right there.
A: OK. I’ll do that.
B: Every dad in here knows exactly what I’m talking about. Thank you very much.
【中文翻译】
A: 您好，哈维先生！
B: 你好，亲爱的，你的问题是什么？
A: 我学校有个男孩，他刚承认他对我有好感，但我知道，我最要好的朋友深深暗恋着他，您说，我该怎么办？
B: 向校长报告，让那个男孩停学！
A: 我不知道，我能不能这样做。
B: 是的，你可以，走过去，做就是了。他骚扰你和那个小女孩，你就得让他在那个学校停学。
A: 我会这样做的。
B: 但是离他远点，不要对他有好感，也不要让他对你有好感，不会有结果的。他不工作，也不会找到工作，他没有未来的计划，他甚至都没有自己的玩具！
A: 很高兴知道。
B: 是的，他不能为你提供任何东西。你跟你爸说过他吗？
A: 没有。
B: 那就把关于他的事，全都告诉你爸。这事就到此为止。
A: 我会这样做的。
B: 在座的每一位爸爸都明白我在说什么。
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