traffic jams

A:are you ok?

B:no,i`m not ok.i`m really fed up with traffic jams.

A:i know,they have been pretty bad this week.

B:pretty bad?you know,today is the fifth day of the week,it`s also the fifth time we have been caught in a traffic jam.

A:seriously?i don`t realize that,traffic is bad,

B:yeah,you can say that again.

A:you know what let`s sing a song while we wait,come on sing with me ,you know that song ,99 bottles of beer .

B:yeah,alright,let`s do it all.i`ll drop the beat,

A :ok,sound good,99 bottles of beers on the wall.99 bottles of beers,if you take on down,pass it around,98 bottles of bear on the wall.98 bottles of beers on the wall,......

B:put me out of my misery.

A:you know what ,maybe there is traffic for a good reason,

B:yeah,and what might that be?

A:well,there might be a traffic accident ahead,so maybe someone was going through the intersection.and got hit.someone may be bleeding from the accident.they will need first aid.

B:then someone should call an ambulance,

A:let`s a good idea,if so,i`m sure someone did.

B:ah,still here.i think i`m going to need an ambulance for my extreme boredom.

A :yeah,me too

B:this is crazy,traffic is moving at a snail`s pace.

A:we really shoule do something different .what about take the bus tomorrow?

B:i don`t know how to take the bus.

A:what do you mean?it`s easy.

B:yeah,i know,but the problem is i don`t really read chinese.you know ,so it`s kind of difficult.

A:well,all you have to do is  pay and get off.paying is easy.you can swipe you bus card or put the exact amount in the fare box near the driver.

B:alright ,maybe i`ll try taking the bus again,

A:if the bus is too difficult ,we can also try taking the subway.

B:nope,no ,no,not going to happen,

A:why,well.you need to learn how to?

B:no,i know how to take the subway,but i`ve been traumatized.

A:oh ,well,i`m sorry,max,what happened?

B:well,you know,yesterday ,i was waiting for the train,i was on the platform minding my own business,standing in line.and when the train pulled in i was swept in by the rush of people behind me.

A:oh ,no ,what a terrible experience.

B:yeah,it was ,i had some lady`s bag in my back,some guy`s armpit in my face,