英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病

英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病

Doctor:Vincent,What's wrong?

Vincent:I'm not gonna have this operation.I just don't want!

Doctor:Why?

Vincent:When I entered,the nurse said,don't be afraid,dear.Appendicitis is just a simple operation.

Doctor:She's right.

Vincent:She said it to the doctor!

Doctor:我靠。。。

英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病

Doctor:What are you doing here?

Vincent:I'm doing magic!

Doctor:Really?What kind of magic?

Vincent:I can let you forget that you are a doggy.

Doctor:But I'm not a doggy…

Vincent:See…you forget again!

Doctor:Go back to your ward!Woof  Woof.Go back to your ward!

Vincent:Oh yeah!

英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病

Vincent:I haven't had any surgery before.I'm little nervous.

Doctor:Don't be nervous.It is also my first operation.

Vincent:[发呆][发呆][发呆]

Nurse:Is the anesthetic injected in or out of the mouth?

Doctor:Hit him on the leg.So that he won't run away later…

Vincent:卒。。。

英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病 英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病 英语小笑话，Vincent老师去看病